all in prose

The reflecting pond is green and the blue-painted floor is peeling off. The U.S. appears moronic, while Iran appears to have gotten a great deal. Israel's reputation is diminished and the underdog Ukraine is pounding Moscow. This is a lesson in hubris more than anything. When you walk around boasting about how you're the best, never seeking humility, you draw more attention to your failures.

The reflecting pond typically turns green when it's drained, cleaned, and refilled. It happened under Obama's presidency as well. But you never heard about it because Obama wasn't holding press conferences from the Oval Office to brag about how he was the best at cleaning pools while haranguing his predecessors

Honor is a quality that runs counter to the MAGA movement; any agreement is subject to be ripped up on a whim if the wind doesn't blow their way.

There could be a sound strategic argument for releasing $300 billion to Iran, it's plausible, but after you've spent literally years campaigning how awful it was to send $1.7 billion as part of a deal which actually gave us physical shoes-on-the-ground access, you begin to look like a dementia patient.

Moreover, after you've obsessively bragged about how you've obliterated your enemy, it makes you look like a fool when you have to quit attacking them because they won't stop lobbing missiles at the world's trade routes and refineries — a neat little trick they weren't doing before all this, but now have learned works really well.

Obama opened his library today and reminded us of the type of leaders we are capable of electing. Leaders who are humble and kind, and wield America's diverse strengths with honor and dignity, instead of all this vengeful, ignorant pride. May we all pray that the MAGA movement is short lived and that Vance - or Rubio or Miller or Hegseth - doesn't carry the baton for this mental depravity into the next generation.

Vote out the red hats. Out of office. Out of society. Out of our culture. Get the virus out of the system.

If you are someone I know who voted for MAGA, of course I forgive you — 100%. Let's move on from this disaster together. I won't blame you if your intentions were good.

If you are still all about that MAGA, you don't have to disconnect with me, because I am willing to strive to understand what has driven you to the point of accepting a circus.

I remember an old boss 10 years ago explained his vote for MAGA as wanting to "watch the world burn," and so I've come to realize that some people see the world differently. Sometimes that's okay, sometimes it's not. Sometimes there's a balance, and sometimes it has to be black and white. This is black and white, and red's all over.

Overheard someone talking on their phone at Walmart Sunday:

"He had to sell the farm. They can't find any tubing because of the tariffs."

I kept walking. Not sure what kind of tubing it was, or why it was so important to the farm; probably just my imagination because America is great again. I'm sure he just didn't want to buy American tubing, that's all.

My sincerest apologies: I know I promised some of you I would give you my $2,000 tariff check as a way of admitting I was wrong about Trump (I think I made this promise to at least 2 or 3 of you). I’ve decided not to do this and instead donate my $2,000 tariff check to help fund the ongoing war in Iran. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

It's usually been $40 to fill up the tank. Now it's $70. Iran used to allow us to come in and physically monitor their nuclear energy programs. Now we can't even freely pass a ship by. China’s stance remains mostly unaffected if not emboldened. Maybe they’ll buy our soybeans. Maybe they’ll take over Taiwan’s chip manufacturing. Yet somehow it’s still Obama’s fault and Kamala would have been a disaster.

It's usually been $40 to fill up the tank. Now it's $70. Iran used to allow us to come in and physically monitor their nuclear energy programs. Now we can't even freely pass a ship by. China’s stance remains mostly unaffected if not emboldened. Maybe they’ll buy our soybeans. Maybe they’ll take over Taiwan’s chip manufacturing. Yet somehow it’s still Obama’s fault and Kamala would have been a disaster.

I just heard Dana Perino claim that Americans are glad Kamala Harris isn't the one who's making decisions about Iran. Aside from the fact that Trump walked us up to this situation that would not have existed were he not president, I'm pretty sure our most advanced military generals are presenting Trump — or any president, as it would have been with Harris — a set of options. In that set of options, surely there would be a less aggressive option than what Trump and Hegseth chose.

I operate in an environment that's 60-70% women and let me tell you, women get shit done. I imagine a woman's approach to matters such as Iran — while having the full force of the U.S. military behind her — would be incredibly effective and lack all this unnecessary fire and brimstone.

We have the largest economy with unlimited access to the world's most advanced military technology and intelligence, but you're telling me the best we can still do is blow it up? I'm not discounting the sheer impressiveness of that tactic, but I imagine a more psychological and politically adept method of accomplishing regime change exists besides making it go boom-boom.